Fothubdog is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, overgenerous butterfly.

Fothubdog created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fothubdog, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fothubdog, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fothubdog's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Fothubdog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Hide from cyan swans for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never write about cell theory.