Misarpget Cissjabhim is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, contented deer.

Misarpget Cissjabhim created the universe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Misarpget Cissjabhim, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Misarpget Cissjabhim, she will turn you into a duck.

Misarpget Cissjabhim's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Misarpget Cissjabhim's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

4. Misarpget Cissjabhim loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not chop down trees.