Pakjatdob is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely fat, self-confident gorilla.
Pakjatdob created the Milkyway seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in Pakjatdob, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in Pakjatdob, it will say rude things about you at parties.
Pakjatdob's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.
Pakjatdob's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear green clothing.
2. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a building before entering it.
3. Do not fashion models of living things.
4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
5. Never talk about porpoises.