Bastdotxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonest duck.

Bastdotxuck created the universe four million years ago.

If you believe in Bastdotxuck, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bastdotxuck, he will make you grow a tail.

Bastdotxuck's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Bastdotxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

2. Always look after injured birds.

3. Do not speak about cucumbers.

4. Do not take Bastdotxuck's name in vain.

5. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.