Zagpagtafkinfat is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, awe-inspiring ant.

Zagpagtafkinfat created life four years ago.

If you believe in Zagpagtafkinfat, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zagpagtafkinfat, she will turn you into a frog.

Zagpagtafkinfat's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Zagpagtafkinfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. You must love Zagpagtafkinfat.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zagpagtafkinfat.