Besshasfem is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, flying donkey.

Besshasfem created the Small Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Besshasfem, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Besshasfem, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Besshasfem's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Besshasfem's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.