Busbestsab Lapquartvon is a god.
She takes the form of a very thin, amazing crane.
Busbestsab Lapquartvon created energy nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in Busbestsab Lapquartvon, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in Busbestsab Lapquartvon, she will be mildly annoyed.
Busbestsab Lapquartvon's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.
Busbestsab Lapquartvon's Holy Commandments1. Never mention sharks.
2. Never run in the presence of cats.
3. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.
4. Worship no other gods but Busbestsab Lapquartvon.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.