Padlibbatsandcubwantar is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, unthoughtful dog.

Padlibbatsandcubwantar created life seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Padlibbatsandcubwantar, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Padlibbatsandcubwantar, it will be very sad.

Padlibbatsandcubwantar's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Padlibbatsandcubwantar's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Erect eight titanium sculptures of Padlibbatsandcubwantar on top of important buildings.