Bindodcud Rillbadrag is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, bad-tempered cow.

Bindodcud Rillbadrag created a top quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bindodcud Rillbadrag, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bindodcud Rillbadrag, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bindodcud Rillbadrag's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Bindodcud Rillbadrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Never bounce near snakes.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not hurt otters.
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