Megxenlin Lidfumnarl Podbedrul is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, cheerful butterfly.

Megxenlin Lidfumnarl Podbedrul created gold six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Megxenlin Lidfumnarl Podbedrul, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Megxenlin Lidfumnarl Podbedrul, he will be very unhappy.

Megxenlin Lidfumnarl Podbedrul's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Megxenlin Lidfumnarl Podbedrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Run away if five otters approach from the east.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.