Gidwignut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, intelligent lion.

Gidwignut created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidwignut, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gidwignut, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gidwignut's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Gidwignut's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt frogs.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Gidwignut on top of all buildings.