Pibbestyarp is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humane seal.

Pibbestyarp created dark energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pibbestyarp, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pibbestyarp, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Pibbestyarp's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Pibbestyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick moths.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Hide from green swans for they are unholy.

5. Worship no other gods but Pibbestyarp.