Hunyamtetti is a god.
She takes the form of a very small, passionate donkey.
Hunyamtetti created carbon eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in Hunyamtetti, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in Hunyamtetti, she will come to you in dreams.
Hunyamtetti's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.
Hunyamtetti's Holy Commandments1. Never think about planets.
2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.
3. Put Hunyamtetti first in all things.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Never run in the presence of snails.