Dapmisdum is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, unsympathetic fairy.

Dapmisdum created the Andromeda Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Dapmisdum, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dapmisdum, she will come to you in dreams.

Dapmisdum's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Dapmisdum's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dapmisdum.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never talk about eagles.

5. Respect your elders.