Lanfengom is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fast wyrm.

Lanfengom created water three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lanfengom, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Lanfengom, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Lanfengom's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Lanfengom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Worship no other gods but Lanfengom.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.