Cidtaplun is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, uncaring donkey.

Cidtaplun created the Sol system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cidtaplun, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cidtaplun, he will turn you into a mouse.

Cidtaplun's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Cidtaplun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Feed all hungry ants.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cidtaplun.