Pagrutkop is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, selfish dryad.
Pagrutkop created the Sol system two million years ago.
If you believe in Pagrutkop, he will ignore you.
If you do not believe in Pagrutkop, he will turn you into a plant.
Pagrutkop's most sacred site is Camon in France.
Pagrutkop's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Do not eat grapes.
3. Run away if eight gulls approach from the east.
4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pagrutkop.
5. Do not dye your hair red.