Bepgundam is a god.
She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, strong gnu.
Bepgundam created Asia six billion years ago.
If you believe in Bepgundam, she will approve.
If you do not believe in Bepgundam, she will send you a sign.
Bepgundam's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.
Bepgundam's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bepgundam.