Nakbunrippidsidtamtettibut is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, vain crane.

Nakbunrippidsidtamtettibut created energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nakbunrippidsidtamtettibut, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nakbunrippidsidtamtettibut, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Nakbunrippidsidtamtettibut's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Nakbunrippidsidtamtettibut's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Do not cook food in pots.