Flangedzan is a god.
He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, loving manatee.
Flangedzan created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in Flangedzan, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in Flangedzan, he will turn you into a hamster.
Flangedzan's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.
Flangedzan's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. You must never eat pineapples.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.