Nurtmipdid is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, blissful meerkat.
Nurtmipdid created parasitic wasps two years ago.
If you believe in Nurtmipdid, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in Nurtmipdid, he will destroy your favourite star.
Nurtmipdid's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.
Nurtmipdid's Holy Commandments1. Put Nurtmipdid first in all things.
2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.
3. Never feed strawberries to snakes while wearing green trousers.
4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.