Quaglikpad is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-confident pigeon.

Quaglikpad created the Small Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quaglikpad, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Quaglikpad, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Quaglikpad's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Quaglikpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt porpoises.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Feed all hungry snakes.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.