Farxinsaw is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly large, cheerful armadillo.
Farxinsaw created the Sun eight million years ago.
If you believe in Farxinsaw, she will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in Farxinsaw, she will boil you in a big pot.
Farxinsaw's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.
Farxinsaw's Holy Commandments1. Always help nematodes.
2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
3. Hide if eight geese approach from the south.
4. Do not trade with those who eat bread.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.