Flatarfzodpan is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, unselfish hummingbird.
Flatarfzodpan created viruses two years ago.
If you believe in Flatarfzodpan, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in Flatarfzodpan, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Flatarfzodpan's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.
Flatarfzodpan's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.
2. Never talk about gravity.
3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Never mention swans.