Kankabbam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, pitiless dolphin.

Kankabbam created oxygen three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kankabbam, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kankabbam, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Kankabbam's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Kankabbam's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never talk about tapirs.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

5. Never wear white corsets.