Naknargarbid is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, effective jaguar.

Naknargarbid created dark matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Naknargarbid, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Naknargarbid, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Naknargarbid's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Naknargarbid's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never sit in the presence of manatees.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.