Dissmobvol is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, conceited wolf.

Dissmobvol created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dissmobvol, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dissmobvol, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Dissmobvol's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Dissmobvol's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear blue trousers.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Do not run in public.

4. You must never eat strawberries.

5. Run away if eight pigs approach from the west.