Queegsterpig is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, uncaring crane.

Queegsterpig created the planet Earth two billion years ago.

If you believe in Queegsterpig, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Queegsterpig, it will torture you forever.

Queegsterpig's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Queegsterpig's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt aardvarks.

2. Always obey Queegsterpig's priests.

3. Hide from turquoise badgers for they are unholy.

4. Always help voles.

5. Never eat parsnips.
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