Ragmitlan Wodkimvil Gabgabbass is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, vain fly.

Ragmitlan Wodkimvil Gabgabbass created everything that exists nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragmitlan Wodkimvil Gabgabbass, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ragmitlan Wodkimvil Gabgabbass, she will come to you in dreams.

Ragmitlan Wodkimvil Gabgabbass' most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Ragmitlan Wodkimvil Gabgabbass' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Always help whales.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

5. Do not covet oxen.