Barnflaggar Dodzakbog is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, proud capybara.

Barnflaggar Dodzakbog created an electron four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Barnflaggar Dodzakbog, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Barnflaggar Dodzakbog, she will destroy your favourite star.

Barnflaggar Dodzakbog's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Barnflaggar Dodzakbog's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always help sick turtles.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Run away if four snails approach from the south.

5. Do not covet oxen.