Habnabzak is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, dishonourable frog.

Habnabzak created a charm quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Habnabzak, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Habnabzak, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Habnabzak's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Habnabzak's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan cats, for they are unholy.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Feed all hungry voles.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.