Budyartgat is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, wise crocodile.

Budyartgat created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Budyartgat, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Budyartgat, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Budyartgat's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Budyartgat's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Budyartgat.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Budyartgat.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never eat green fruit.