Nellomtdod is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, deceitful elephant.

Nellomtdod created everything that exists seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellomtdod, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nellomtdod, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Nellomtdod's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Nellomtdod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Feed all hungry whales.

3. Always help pigs.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never eat green fruit.