Bandonrat is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, awesome squid.

Bandonrat created the Black Eye Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bandonrat, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bandonrat, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bandonrat's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Bandonrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear tights.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. You must love Bandonrat.

5. Do not cook food in pots.