Mobfobgepgod is a god.
It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ill-tempered hydra.
Mobfobgepgod created the Cigar Galaxy eight million years ago.
If you believe in Mobfobgepgod, it will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in Mobfobgepgod, it will come to you in dreams.
Mobfobgepgod's most sacred site is Neravy in India.
Mobfobgepgod's Holy Commandments1. Put Mobfobgepgod first in all things.
2. Feed all hungry voles.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Always look after injured great tits.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.