Carmotwot is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, calm snake.

Carmotwot created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Carmotwot, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Carmotwot, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Carmotwot's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Carmotwot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight lead sculptures of Carmotwot on top of important buildings.

2. Do not speak about spinach.

3. Never run near shrews.

4. Carmotwot loves ants, so they must be honoured.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Carmotwot.