Fidfosscad is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, vain eagle.

Fidfosscad created life five million years ago.

If you believe in Fidfosscad, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fidfosscad, she will destroy your home planet.

Fidfosscad's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Fidfosscad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear fawn clothing.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not speak about garlic.

4. Never paint your face orange.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.