Stikkartonquatdubgov is a god.
She takes the form of a huge, selfish dolphin.
Stikkartonquatdubgov created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.
If you believe in Stikkartonquatdubgov, she will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in Stikkartonquatdubgov, she will destroy your home planet.
Stikkartonquatdubgov's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.
Stikkartonquatdubgov's Holy Commandments1. Never eat onions.
2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.
3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
4. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.
5. Never sit in the presence of bats.