Tincetgep is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, passionate cat.
Tincetgep created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in Tincetgep, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in Tincetgep, he will turn you into a sheep.
Tincetgep's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.
Tincetgep's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry otters.
2. You must never eat carrots.
3. Retreat if three moths approach from the east.
4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.
5. Never talk about grasshopers.