Bisslitapp is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, merciless bee.

Bisslitapp created a top quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bisslitapp, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bisslitapp, he will turn you into a slug.

Bisslitapp's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Bisslitapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about garlic.

2. Do not kill aardvarks.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never go into purple rooms.