Megwadlun is a god.
It takes the form of a giant, boastful gorilla.
Megwadlun created bats two years ago.
If you believe in Megwadlun, it will approve.
If you do not believe in Megwadlun, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Megwadlun's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.
Megwadlun's Holy Commandments1. Do not take Megwadlun's name in vain.
2. Never eat corn.
3. Never think about asteroids.
4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
5. Do not covet oxen.