Bepyarplagwad is a god.
She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, strong gorilla.
Bepyarplagwad created the solar system seven million years ago.
If you believe in Bepyarplagwad, she will be very happy.
If you do not believe in Bepyarplagwad, she will destroy your favourite solar system.
Bepyarplagwad's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.
Bepyarplagwad's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat lentils.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.