Cambatbeg is a god.
She takes the form of a corpulent, tranquil warg.
Cambatbeg created Europe nine million years ago.
If you believe in Cambatbeg, she will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in Cambatbeg, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Cambatbeg's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Cambatbeg's Holy Commandments1. Cambatbeg loves eagles, so they must be respected.
2. Always help badgers.
3. Do not listen to music.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
5. Do not covet oxen.