Minkommab is a god.
It takes the form of a gargantuan, narcissistic frog.
Minkommab created dark matter five billion years ago.
If you believe in Minkommab, it will not care.
If you do not believe in Minkommab, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Minkommab's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.
Minkommab's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Feed all hungry eagles.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Run away from orange frogs, for they are unholy.
5. Do not make images of living things.