Pangrenwik Nurzantalligafcumjanflag is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, blissful penguin.

Pangrenwik Nurzantalligafcumjanflag created the Black Eye Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pangrenwik Nurzantalligafcumjanflag, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pangrenwik Nurzantalligafcumjanflag, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Pangrenwik Nurzantalligafcumjanflag's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Pangrenwik Nurzantalligafcumjanflag's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from gray ants, for they are unholy.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Pangrenwik Nurzantalligafcumjanflag.

3. Hide if nine whales approach from the south.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Do not eat peas.