Largquimgov is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, all-powerful dingo.

Largquimgov created silver nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Largquimgov, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Largquimgov, he will turn you into a duck.

Largquimgov's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Largquimgov's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always help grasshopers.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.