Dussbogmatmisbisstaf is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, conceited shrew.

Dussbogmatmisbisstaf created matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Dussbogmatmisbisstaf, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Dussbogmatmisbisstaf, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Dussbogmatmisbisstaf's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Dussbogmatmisbisstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Dussbogmatmisbisstaf must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. You must never eat beans.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.