Rulnillbat is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, weak coyote.

Rulnillbat created the Sol system nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulnillbat, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Rulnillbat, he will jump up and down on your head.

Rulnillbat's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Rulnillbat's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention bats.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never paint your hands brown.

5. Never wear purple rings.