Wiksasjop is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, unsympathetic slug.

Wiksasjop created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Wiksasjop, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wiksasjop, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Wiksasjop's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Wiksasjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Turtles are not to be trusted.

4. Never eat aubergines.

5. Always help rats in need.