Bamtomsterhom is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-powerful ant.

Bamtomsterhom created water eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamtomsterhom, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bamtomsterhom, he will turn you into a frog.

Bamtomsterhom's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Bamtomsterhom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Erect a large tin sculpture of Bamtomsterhom on top of all buildings.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bamtomsterhom.

5. Never wear fawn stockings.